- Casey: Yeah, writing paper.
- Josh: want to be distracted?
- Josh: want to play a game?
- Casey: Dude...the paper...
- Josh: *scizzors beats paper *
- Josh: yes I know I misspelled it
- Josh: and that
- Casey: *pulls out rock*
- Josh: *VOLCANO!
- Josh: nothing beats volcano
- Casey: ASTEROID.
- Josh: MAGIC!!!
- Casey: BLACK HOLE!
- Josh: WHITE HOLE!
- Casey: PATRIOT ACT!
- Josh: not white house you phail
- Casey: No, no, no. *Nothing* beats the Patriot Act, although I'm sure the ACLU is working very hard on it.
- Josh: fine
- Josh: ANARCHY
- Casey: TOTALITARIAN STATE
- Josh: EMMANUEL GOLDSTEIN
- Casey: STALIN
- Josh: DEATH
- Casey: RELIGION
- Josh: RATIONAL THOUGHT
- Casey: FUNDIES
- Josh: NOISE CANCELING HEADPHONES
- Casey: PEOPLE WITNESSING AT YOUR HOUSE
- Josh: SHOTGUN
- Casey: BOMBS
- Josh: PATRIOT ACT
